Chapter 1: Preparing Your Dog for Siege Warfare

  • Recommended breeds: Mastiffs, German Shepherds, Poodles with military aspirations.
  • Avoid: purse dogs (historically known to collapse morale in the ranks).

Chapter 2: Constantinople’s Walls

  • Humans: marvel at Theodosian triple fortifications.
  • Dogs: practice “wall-sit” exercises to empathize with defenders. Treats may help.

Chapter 3: Mehmed II and the Big Cannons

  • Owner Talking Point: “Yes, Sparky, they had really big boom-sticks. No, you can’t chew on them.”

Chapter 4: Tail-Wag Diplomacy

  • Dogs will want to know if they could have prevented the fall by wagging their tails harder. The answer is complicated, but probably not.
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